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Biscuit -
Secret Agent Dog
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Thanks to the Federal Freedom of Information Act, it can now be revealed that Biscuit is actually a highly trained sentry/guard dog employed to secure a top secret military post located on Jupiter Beach, FL.  (We are not at liberty to tell you more about the base because then,,,,well, you know how that goes.)  Prior to beginning his patrol, Biscuit checks in and is fitted with his secret anti-infiltration device.

 
Here's Biscuit on patrol.  In the background, you can see the radio antennas of the base as Biscuit makes his rounds while keeping his infrared, anti-personnel sensing device in his mouth.  And you thought the military only used German Shepherds.......hrrrmphh!

 
There are times when Biscuit is required to patrol for undersea intruders who might try to infiltrate the base.  Again, Biscuit utilizes an ultra-secret, sonar scanning device which can detect the slightest underwater sounds.  Note that, unlike humans,  Biscuit has no trouble with sea lice getting into his bathing suit.....

 
As the sun begins to set and another shift comes to an end, Biscuit relaxes and thinks about having a cold frosty on the way home.  Thanks to Biscuit, and all the other great dogs who are relentlessly on patrol, Jupiter Beach is safe and clean for all to enjoy.  Now, if he could only find his super-hero cape......




Secret Agent....Dog??

There's a dog who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent dog, secret agent dog
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent dog, secret agent dog
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent dog, secret agent dog
They've given you a number and taken away your name

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