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Thanks
to the Federal Freedom of Information Act, it can now be revealed that
Biscuit is actually a highly trained sentry/guard dog employed to secure
a top secret military post located on Jupiter Beach, FL. (We are
not at liberty to tell you more about the base because then,,,,well, you
know how that goes.) Prior to beginning his patrol, Biscuit checks
in and is fitted with his secret anti-infiltration device.
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Here's Biscuit
on patrol. In the background, you can see the radio antennas of the
base as Biscuit makes his rounds while keeping his infrared, anti-personnel
sensing device in his mouth. And you thought the military only used
German Shepherds.......hrrrmphh!
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There are times when
Biscuit is required to patrol for undersea intruders who might try to infiltrate
the base. Again, Biscuit utilizes an ultra-secret, sonar scanning
device which can detect the slightest underwater sounds. Note that,
unlike humans, Biscuit has no trouble with sea lice getting into
his bathing suit..... |
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As the
sun begins to set and another shift comes to an end, Biscuit relaxes and
thinks about having a cold frosty on the way home. Thanks to Biscuit,
and all the other great dogs who are relentlessly on patrol, Jupiter Beach
is safe and clean for all to enjoy. Now, if he could only find his
super-hero cape......
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Secret Agent....Dog??
There's a dog who leads a life of
danger
To everyone he meets he stays a
stranger
With every move he makes another
chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent dog, secret agent dog
They've given you a number and
taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you
find
A pretty face can hide an evil
mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see
tomorrow
Secret agent dog, secret agent dog
They've given you a number and
taken away your name
Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley
next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to
see tomorrow
Secret agent dog, secret agent dog
They've given you a number and
taken away your name
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